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Hello, I'm Jordan. I'm chillin out here in hot as hell Arizona. I've got a wonderful boyfriend, who treats me like a princess, even though he's far away. I tend to get sad and deal with it my own ways. I'm in love with A Day to Remember, sooo. This is me. Do you, I'll do me. K thanks..

October 2, 2014 at 2:41am
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koalatea:

10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS 

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deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

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gentlemanbones:

samurott:

*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*

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Kitty is having a bad night in "The Cat’s Out" (1931) - Walt Disney

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moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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dragonkazooie:

kinds of pairings i’m all about

  • height differences
  • high contrasting designs like light and dark colors
  • happy one with the grumpy one

bonus points if

  • the grumpy one gets embarrassed by kisses
  • the short one is the grumpy one
  • the happy one’s presence makes the grumpy one really shy

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taco-bell-rey:

Trying to turn in an art project and your teacher says “it’s not done”

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